Round 21 Wrap

Cuzzywuzzywoo is struck by finals fever as Alvi's spiteful jealousy of defeat continues. Is the likes of Stevey J, Chapman and Buddy all not playing this week going to cost you a premiership cup?

Round 21 Wrap

Alvi's virtual sports prank call

Round 20 Wrap

Tensions are at an all time high as Alvi has been dispossessed from DT finals. Has Stevey J's omission hurt your hopes of a premiership cup??

Round 20 Wrap Podcast

Round 19 Wrap

How poorly did you score in Round 19?? Worse than Alvi's 1641??? The round from hell is over as the St Kilda stars come marching in for week 2 of DT finals. 

Round 19 Wrap Podcast

Round 18 Wrap

The Cashcow Paddock boys take you through all the scorers, movers and shakers of Round 18 and set a venue for a group suicide session for anybody who has seen the Round 19 teams.

Round 18 Wrap

Round 17 Wrap

Alvi and Cuzzy return to discuss Joel Selwood's mammoth game against the hawks which secured his coaches 185 or even 370 for those lucky enough to have him captain. A new segment is born as "This day in Cashcow Paddock History" squeezes through the womb of computer speakers undoubtedly all around the world.

Round 17 Wrap Podcast

Round 16 Wrap

Alvi Half a Chance and Cuzzywuzzywoo are back just like Buddy and Hodge. Heartfelt apology goes out to the family of youngster Tom Gillies from Geelong who Cuzzy slandered in the previous episode. Cashcow Paddock also talk finals with just 2 games of the regular DT season left.


Round 16 Wrap Podcast

Round 15 Wrap

Possibly the sharpest episode to the Cashcow Paddock Boys' name, Alvi Half a Chance and Cuzzywuzzywoo reach high levels of tension in a Liam Anthony debate and just about anything else they can argue on.

Round 15 Wrap Podcast

Round 14 Wrap

After a belated break Alvi Half a Chance and Cuzzywoo are back. Rance of the week features Tiger airways and Alvi's dreamteam luck.


Round 14 Wrap Podcast

Round 11 Wrap

Tyson Edwards and Brett Deledio team up to make a fool of us

Round 11 Wrap Podcast

Round 10 Wrap

Winner of Cashcow Derby was unveiled, Beau Muston looks set to break cash cow records with his price destined to rise and Shaun Higgins groin injury is a mystery as he pulls off a close-to best on ground performance.

Round 10 Wrap Podcast

Round 9 Wrap

The round that saw the messiah of DT Gary Ablett Jnr return with a comfortable 38 possessions, Jarrad Waite injure his knee for the season and Neon Leon turn it on against the Eagles.

2 guest hosts ease the on-air tension with the upcoming Cashcow Paddock Derby between the infamous Alvi Half a Chance and Cuzzywuzzywoo. Credentials are not all thats on the line, with the loser making a hefty visit to Hungry Jacks.

Round 9 Wrap Podcast

Round 8 Wrap

Paul Chapman - Hero to Villain? Are you aboard the Jack Grimes express? Alvi Half a Chance makes a sincere apology to Warren Tredrea.





Round 8 Wrap Podcast

Round 7 Wrap

How badly did late withdrawals affect your team this week?? We also discuss writing a letter to Terry Wallace for cursing himself with bad DT karma.

Round 7 Wrap Podcast

Round 6 Wrap

How will you be responding to the injuries to the biggest names in DT09, Gary Ablett Jnr and Matthew Richardson? Rance and Roughhead of the Week plus introduction of an occasional guest host, Healsy.

Round 6 Wrap Podcast

Round 5 Wrap

How have the injuries affected your team and who will you be trading in for them? New additional segments, Rance and Roughhead of the week.

Apologies for missing last weeks episode, will be made available for download as soon as possible. Podbean has wrestled the spud of the week out of Ashley Hansen and Richard Tambling’s hands for its poor terms and conditions. All episodes from now on will be made available for download through z-share and we are working on a mp3 streamer on the page to make it easier for all 4 of our listeners out there to hear the goodes (adam) of Cashcow Paddock.

Round 5 Wrap Podcast

The image is irrelevant to the weeks big topics, however very relevant to Alvi Half a Chance's dane-squared man crush